Funny Stuff

A young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and had tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, “I’m sorry miss, but you have a massive brain tumor.”

The girl started crying and said to her mom, “I’m only 15 years old. I don’t want to die.”

The doctor said, “Well this is modern medicine

Johnny Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”

Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to

There was a priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92-year-old church member. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

J K Rowling

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Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.

Julius Rosenwald

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Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.

Agnes Repplier

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We all know that minds create and most of us put
a lot of energy into positive thinking.
Why then are we living in such troubling times?
I am writing about colleague Eldon Taylor and his
brand new book, Mind Programming: From Persuasion
and Brainwashing to Self-Help and Practical
Metaphysics.
( View the trailer for Mind Programming:
http://www.progressiveawarenesspromotions.com/innertalk/May09/index.htm…

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MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY
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“Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special
occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person
materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.”
~ Mary Manin…

“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”