Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night. …
Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. He said: “I’m Prime minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend time with you …?”
Her reply: “Mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we’re living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners - then it won’t cost a fucking penny!”
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