God Takes a Holiday
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, “You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?”
St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, “How about Jupiter? It’s nice and warm there this time of the year.”
God shakes His head before saying, “No. Too much gravity.
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