Four worms were placed into four separate jars. …
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day: The first worm-dead. Second worm-dead. Third worm-dead. Fourth worm-alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
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