A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers. …
A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers.
One of the boys asks him: “What’s the big brass gong for?”
The host says: “It’s my speaking clock!”
“How does it work?”
“I will show you” and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!
A voice from next door yells: “For fucks sake you cunt, its twenty to three in the morning!”
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