Funny Stuff

Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old; I’m working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you’re working, you stay young. When I’m in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

George Burns

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

Q: What do umpires and girls have in common?
A: They both make a lot of calls.

Q: What’s the difference between a rain barrel and a bad fielder?
A: One catches drops; the other drops catches.

Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A: For using fowl language.

Q: What’s

At a convention of biological scientists, one prominant researcher remarked to another, “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?”

“Really?” the other researcher replied. “Why did you switch?”

“Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers

A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning.

It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he would attend his church IF the pastor would drink some of his brandy and admit doing so in front

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Edmund Burke

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Good order is the foundation of all things.

Edmund Burke

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MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY
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“Your outer circumstances are the mirror of your inner world.
Change your inner world, and you change your outer world.”
~ Remez Sasson
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“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.”

“If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.”